December 2011
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I WANT JAMBA JUICE... AND A BLOWJOB!
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Bow Bow Bow - Sexy Eiffel Tower
A 1983 musical...
“Thats it, keep your chins up!”
– Peter Robinson
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Fashion Emergency! →
“You look like a Dickensian New-Romantic undertaker today Thom”
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My Manager: Wow, somebody’s put on a bit of holiday weight
Me: Oh great, thanks for that
The cons of having the world’s gayest boss
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Manila: It's going be sad when I'm going to have to, you know, wave goodbye to you when you're driving away back to the airport.
Raja: I hope my mascara doesn't run when you leave. It's gonna really suck, Heather.
Manila: I know; it's gonna get into all your wrinkles.
Raja: ...
Manila: All that black, just falling into your wrinkles—
Raja: HEATHER! Do not make me rip this wig off right now.
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“That is the fugliest thing I have ever seen…I must buy it!”
(My internal monologue whilst sale shopping on my lunch break)
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666sex:
my sister got a rape whistle in her stocking lol
when christmas is over im selling my gift cards...
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Me: Sorry I’m late, I was moisturising
My Manager: Oooh, what moisturiser do you use?
Perks of having the world’s gayest boss.
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Kim: I have never been on the subway
Kourtney: Shall we just look and see what goes on down there?
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